Reporter:
I’m here with Chris Kirpatrick of *Nstynk, er, *Nsync. Now Chris, I noticed
you’re wearing your marionette outfit from the No Strings Attached
concert tour. Are you doing a concert?
Chris:
No, I just like wearing it.
Reporter:
Why is that?
Chris:
It reminds me of the old days.
Reporter:
The old days?
Chris:
Yes (sighs). Living in a tunnel of cardboard boxes, wearing clothes like this,
stealing money and lunch from kids walking to school…
Reporter:
Oh my God! Chris, I had no idea you had such a poor childhood!
Chris:
Yeah, well, I did. The rest of my family lived in a beautiful house with lots of
food.
Reporter:
Now this is getting interesting. Did you have a contagious disease? Were you in
the Witness Protection Program?
Chris:
No, they just didn’t like me.
Reporter:
Oh. Well, why?
Chris:
I dunno. Maybe ‘cuz I didn’t take showers.
Reporter:
You took baths though, right?
Chris:
(looks uncomfortable) Do I have to answer that?
Reporter:
Um…
Chris:
Well I have to go now.
Reporter:
Oh, why?
Chris:
I have to teach Justin how to use scissors, reassure JC that his nose looks
fine, tell Joey there’s a Superman marathon coming on soon, and tell Lance 10
reasons why he makes us look bad (Chris leaves the set).
Reporter:
I’m starting to think there’s no normal member of Nsync. (Shouts to the
producers) Call the BSB, will ya?